What can melt your heart?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Everyone - okay didi.

What are the best Jewish jokes?

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Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

Talks with kids.

Shruti Verma

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

Me- (keep laughing)

Me- (laughs)

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

He- (blank face)

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

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What disturbed you today?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

How can one translate "You're welcome" from English to French using formal language? Are there any other ways to say this phrase in a more polite manner?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Scene- oath ceremony

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

What can melt your heart?